"I have ADD when it comes to cocks........

So, get this if you haven't heard or read or seen the length and breadth that these reality shows go to...I submit for your human curiosity.

Jenna Jameson's American Sex Star
Or JJ's A.S.S. As I like to call it!!

Check out a Bittorent program like Bitcomet and start downloading on one of these sites: Torrent Spy, The Pirate Bay or Fulldls all the episodes of this fine piece of crap.

In amongst the bizarre circus performances there are some frank and HILARIOUS interviews with some wannabe BIGGER porn stars (I'm not sure if that translates to more cock or more acting or more costumes and make-up).

Basically they talk about cock: How many, in what holes, how hard, what looks good, how good they are at sucking and fucking, what they love to do, what they won't do, etc.

It is so eye opening. They make it all sound so common, normal.

Which is where today's historical quote comes from:

"...Cause that's my thing..I like being..like full contact with somebody. and..and, when there's more then one cock..or
Pussy.
Cock.
Asshole.... Oh sorry - all those kinda things - I get distracted.
I have ADD when it comes to cocks.
So, it's like everybody's different."

--Jenna Jameson (Ep 05 of JJ's American Sex Star - On Playboy TV)

I Cannot Believe The Shit People Say!!!

O.K.

I had to create this blog because my buddy TraveeT created this awesome blog called: Douchebag Hall of Fame.

It's Fucking Hilarious!!

Well I wanted to suggest some people who I think needed to be added to the hall.

But, the people I wanted to suggest said more stupid things then did stupid things.

Where they Douchebags? OF COURSE!!!

But, I have a love of the word.

And In the land of Oceania, where words are invented on the spot (see Truthiness) and daily the bones of Goebbels sprouts a Hard on from the medias 'take' on life, we need to hear and smell the loudest and stinkiest of us.

I feel that those corn kernels and precious nuts that never seem to get digested in the daily buffet of slave grewal served by the
5 Mega-Media Companies needs to be remembered instead of just flushed away.

So, I thought I would honour them in my own special way.

And here it is.

THE SHIT PEOPLE SAY....